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The historical BP-HC rivalry:


The BP-HC Rivalry dates back a long, long time ago. In about mid-september, 2003, the HC was born. It included Chris Burton, Logan Bittle and Tony Pennino. In response to this threat, Mike Blanton created the BP, and asked Ben Deck, Matt Bowles and Aiden Andrews to join. Fez later joined the HC to even up the teams. With all of these people having already played Halo together on a regular basis, and Chris Burton's uncanny ability to not shut up no matter how wrong he is or how stupid he sounds, the BP-HC rivalry was born. This page is dedicated to this rivalry, and includes detailed game summaries, stats and pictures.

BP-HC: Round 2

This game was played at the HC's Logan Bittle's house. Naturally, BP was at red fort and HC was at blue fort. The game was BG CTF, no radar, 5 flags, warthogs and normal weapons, just like all the BP-HC games. The BP, like Round 1, started sloppily. Even though for a good period of time, the BP had the three highest kill counts, the HC's Tony Pennino scored a game-high 4 flags via warthog, while the BP had a measily 2. Then, like Round 1, on the brink of loss, the BP started raping. Originally, two members stayed around the fort to protect the team from getting the flags, but after 2+ hours of nothing, the BP's Ben Deck suggested they go all-out. All 4 members continually charged blue fort, raping butthole-after-butthole along the way. A rally had become a true possibily, and soon enough happened. The BP prevailed 5-4.

Here are key stats:

Kills: bin-killin-434, HCsniper-430, Prophylactk-376, (BP)Drizzt-367
Assists: HCpistol-139, Prophylactk-125, (BP)Drizzt-123
Deaths: bin-killin-283
Flags: HCshotgun-4, Butt-Pirate-3, bin-killin-2

Editors Note: Ben Deck is the ultimate team player. When asked, he obediantly agreed to go through caves, and do other things to get the flag at all costs. He did not care about kill counts, he just did whatever it took to win (save get invisygay/overshield).

BP-HC: Round 1

In the first ever Buttpirates-Halo Confederacy rivalry game, the BP were victorious, 5-4. After trailing 4 flags to none, the BP's franchise player, Ben Deck, got his shit together and started what would be a 5-0 flag run. The BP's talented flag-runner, Aiden Andrews, got 3 of the team's 5 flags. Ben Deck also led in kills with 232. The BP made good use of the terrain and red fort. Michael Blanton had a game-high seven broken backs.